How did we ever let it get this bad? Greydon's rats nest/mullet. I have had just about enough of this chaos. What little hair he has had gotten completely out of control. It was time for his first haircut.
And of course, he was happy the whole time. (surprise, suprise) he was such a good boy he got a certificate and everything. I scooped up some hairs from the floor to keep in his baby book.
This incriminating photo was taken by one of Greydon's teachers, Ms. Whitney. Greydon rifled through another teacher's purse. Clearly he was only concerned with fashion accessories and not money. He's not the best criminal.